Educate your Children, Stop Mad Pelosi Disease from Desiccating Zombies!

by Brian Hirvela and Carrie Hutchens

It has come to my attention that there is tragedy of epic proportions in our blessed union. This travesty of hypocrisy and outright cruelty must end. If you have not seen it, then you have turned a blind eye to a people who have been persecuted for who they are. Burnt! Shot! Decapitated! And even ridiculed and mocked by mass media. But this is not the worst of it all, they suffer from malnutrition; unable to get the sustenance they need to survive because we do not take the time to foster growth in ourselves. Who are these mistreated elements in society? Zombies, or as they prefer it the “Life Challenged”

They cannot help the way they are, born from a strange anomaly in a vector pandemic germ trying to survive by eating the only thing they gain sustenance from but starving due to the lack of intelligence in our minds. Consider this, the poor education of right minded individuals is a travesty in itself, but when the mind is not classically trained it becomes polluted and diseased by self serving mindless prattle. This diseased brain is not unlike that which occurs in bovines. The Mad disease of wasted grey matter tricks the life challenged folk digestive system like a zero calorie soda. It has no real sustenance and no matter how much those minds are labeled intellectual it is lie intended to fool their system and causes the hungry zombies to fall apart.

Some time ago I spoke with the mother of little Timmy Zombie. They had recently been to dinner with Nancy Pelosi. Dinner with Mrs. Pelosi has become a trend among the life challenged. It seems her promise of dinner without seeing what was on the menu has left them blanched and wanting more. But something more had happened. The diseased mind of the Congresswoman had tainted Timmy’s mother and she became dessicated. The moaning that bellowed from Timmy’s mother was painful and filled my eyes with tears of sorrow.

It was not long after the interview that I was told that the city of San Fransisco passed a law forbidding toys to be sold with Kid’s Meals Now poor Timmy will not be able to play with anything shiny hanging from the Brain in a Skull meal. No nose rings, ear rings or fancy grill.

Is this what we have become? A society bent on the destruction of a precious resource like Timmy Zombie because we have grown too rich and mindless to care how we educate, care and feed our own little zombies? A society where little Timmy will starve from a lack of intelligence, wisdom, and proper health? We are obligated to provide brain matter to the brainless. We cannot let them down with servings of infected and withered grey matter or brain mush served from the congressional table to the unsuspecting and gullible masses.

No stimulus of fatty padded false hope, diluted with tainted promises of shared grey matter for all, will help either. The growth of brain cells must come from private enterprise and mom and pop cultivating. For shared matter instances leads to the pollution of thought process by contamination bio-waste developed from cannibalized and self-serving desires as set forth by the liberals, who dine on the morals, integrity, hopes and dreams of the population.

What do we do about this epidemic within our nation? We educate our children on the feast of knowledge. Teach them an equal side of all points of view, for knowing only one side of things leads to poor critical thinking and assessment to solve problems. We keep their minds lean from the media waste that permeates radiation of mindless images that consumes intelligent thought. We foster a sense of conviction to the one and only truth and develop a faith that drives them. Principles should be instilled within them to help with a deep understanding of responsibility and consequences for all actions, and to stand by what they speak and humble themselves during prideful moments of superiority. Most important is that we, the educators, follow our own edicts and ethics that we teach. Convict ourselves from hypocrisy and do what we say without question and to stand in what we teach through proper virtue and steadfastness of good character.

We must end this tragedy of epic proportions, as we heal the zombies (young & old) among us by providing the information and inspiration to reach beyond the diseased brains to the meals of truth and hope that exists at the table of integrity, truth and knowledge. And, with this in mind, we seek the funds to research the necessary developments to feed our young -- the future warriors against Zombie-ism intentionally created by the power-grabbing elites.